February 2012
3 tags
annefranksgasmask:
if my daughter ever become obsessed with horses im going to send her to ethiopia until she behaves
i wish i had friends to play LoL with because im just bymyself and its kinda depressing
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Watchkorranation:
Sneak peek at the first on-air trailer for Legend of Korra!
2/24/2012
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
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theunderscorelevel:
Feel So Close - Calvin...
Watchjkimisyellow:
da FUQ!?
1 tag
briaannamae:
Adrian Hood | Brown Eyed Blues
unsexual:
in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro you might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape
Giving up my dreams because I realized they were never possible
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
“Youtube sensation Fred is hilarious, he totally deserves his own tv show.”
– literally no one (via bluthcrew)
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
arseholesandrevelations:
has anyone else started to not care about their education or is it just me lmao
Watchtickle-me-misha:
LITERALLY HOW I REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO THE MOON
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
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“You’ve just left, and I can’t stop thinking about you. Your face, your...”
– Fiona Coyne
broriarty:
i have this growing list of movies and shows i need to watch but i keep watching the movies and shows that i’ve already seen ten times
All nighters suck
but at least i finally get to sleep now
for 2 hours ;-;
Watchrollinglumpias:
charlene-lopez:
jamieleedelahoe:
Big dick dick dick dick dick di-di-di-di-dick dick dick
I CAN NOT…
OHMYGOD I CAN’T BREATHE……………. OAIUGFAH
for those of you who have gone through this while...
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
st3phascope:
master-dik:
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Gaga will arrive to the Grammy’s in a casket with Whitney Houston’s dead body
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i wonder if anyone has died from the cinnamon...
i can only imagine what it says on their death certificate
Death by Cinnamon
Watch
Foreign Language lab
My college forces all the students who are taking a foreign language class to sit in a computer room for one hour so they can learn more about the language independently. Well that was their plan. But i look to my right and i see my friend watching korean dramas on her monitor. While the guy to my right is watching youtube videos on how to solo a lane in League of Legends. And the dude in front of...
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It’s not hard continuing a conversation. It just feels like you’d rather stop talking.
I don’t understand how you can just walk out of my life and then as months/years go by, you wake up one day telling me that you all of a sudden miss me.
